Doug Stanhope Quotes

I like to get more than my normal 10 hours of sleep nights before a game.

Try to keep your mind. Try not to eat bad, try not to wake up with too bad of a hangover.

Sleep is huge. That's your biggest way of recovering. In baseball, it's such a hard sleep schedule during the season, but you try to do the best you can. Because you can take all the protein drinks, you can do all these things, but your recovery is your sleep.

I can sleep anywhere! I can come off stage during the interval of a play, lie down for four minutes then wake up feeling better.

For a lot of folks who get sober, the process of getting and staying sober becomes their higher power, and it becomes a religion that sort of consumes a whole lot of them. I just don't think that that's necessary. I think that that can be a side note rather than the story of your life.

Though sleep is called our best friend, it is a friend who often keeps us waiting!

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before.

I love to sleep. I'm an excellent, excellent sleeper.

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

I'm totally clean and sober my whole life.

Sleep is very precious to me. I love to sleep.

Sleep more at night. If it's allowed at work or home, take a nap in the afternoon. You'll be amazed at how much better you'll feel.

I'm a very good sleeper.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

For some people, what really matters to them is sleep.

My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

It's such a waste, sleep. You're just lying there.

Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

I love my sleep.

I kept my head; I mean, I've never been one of those people who ended up in the gutter with sick in my hair.

Sleep, that deplorable curtailment of the joy of life.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise