Dennis Miller Quotes

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

Notting Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.

If you ask any footballer, if you haven't won a game all season you're not going to be confident.

You know how things go in football. Seasons are long, and you have to see how things progress.

The third game of my career, we played Kansas City and I played as poorly as I've ever played in my life. I completed one of 15 passes and had two interceptions.

In football, we tried each week to come up with the best game plan for every opponent. Some were tougher than others.

You never want to lose but it happens in the NFL.

Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a holiday in the country. But we are ready for that.

When I look at the way I was able to play in my 17th year, I feel like I earned the right to play in the NFL for another one.

Forest have now lost six matches without winning.

You don't have to win it, just don't lose it.

If we can string together some wins this year, maybe I'll be a close second-or third behind Bart Starr-on their favorite quarterback list.

I'm pretty darn happy. I really wanted to go to San Diego and play for those offensive masterminds. I'm looking forward to a 15-year career, a couple of trips to the Super Bowl and a parade through downtown San Diego.

I fired the nurse the next day because she didn't check out the NFL schedule in advance - just kidding, ... I plan to be in Denver. I haven't missed a lot of games over the years. But there's a bunch I wish I had.

We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.

I know it’s been 15 years since the Bills made the playoffs. Well get ready, man, we’re going. We are going.

Next year we have to be even better. If we want to be a big club this has to be one of many.

We believed it was not our formations that made us good, but rather how we played.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

I give NFL quarterbacks a lot of leeway for a couple of years.

I do like Peyton Manning. I mean, you can't lose with a guy like that - especially with the amount of touchdowns he's been able to produce.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

Nobody can make you a loser.