Kevin Nealon Quotes

I'm a Larry David fan, right? And it seems to me that Jewish history from the Talmud on has been a self-deprecating, self-critical kind of humor.

I tell the truth, and I expose myself as a weak, misguided, misdirected, dysfunctional human being I used to be.

I think on 'Third Watch' that I was the comic relief on a lot of that. I mean, I definitely had dark moments, but people tended to think he was funny even if the character himself wasn't having a fun time.

I feel like it's weird to list all my crap qualities.

Very rarely are you going to see a story about a comic winning a fight. Yeah we're all degenerates in some way and we're all awful people, so we just show our weaknesses.

I am very scatty, I don't follow things through, I forget things. I am not perfect.

Sometimes I feel drawn to writing about my shortcomings because I'm chock full of them.

I think I like reluctant protagonists.

If I could wave a wand, I would order another season of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' That's a show with a real voice.

The thing with '24' is that because it moves so much, it's a challenge, and sometimes things get revealed about these characters as you go.

I have a whole phone book of fallibility about myself.

I know I'm my own worst critic.

I'd love to do a comedy - something where a character has to use humor to navigate the absurdities of life.

Do I have my insecurities? Hell yes, just like anybody else. I can obsess over the most ridiculous things, just like anybody else.

Gravity Falls' is a show about mysteries and magic but first and foremost it's a show about characters.

I was my worst critic ever.

I know my own flaws only too well.

I'm having more fun working on 'Eerie, Indiana' because I have the leading role, and this is more of a lighter type of show.

They're just my weaknesses. Everyone is just constantly talking to me about it. It doesn't help.

Weaknesses are part of human nature. What matters are the consequences they can have on a squad.

I'm very conscious I've got a lot of faults, the same as everyone, and I have done plenty of things wrong.

I like movies where everything is dealt naturally and with a sense of realism.

I'm a jerk, first and foremost. I don't know the answers. I'm an idiot. I make mistakes. I stick my foot in my mouth. I'm insensitive when I don't want to be.

I'm not playing a fixed character on 'Comedy Nights Live;' in fact I would be seen portraying various characters.

To those many millions of you unfamiliar with my work, I play a caddish British doctor in practice with Mindy Kaling on her excellent sitcom 'The Mindy Project.'