Dane Cook Quotes

There is love there. And then there's times when I can't even stomach Simon. You don't have to sit next to him. That's all I have to say.

It's volatile, the marriage. Which one isn't? Nothing better than a good, full-on row. Get it all out. Say rude and nasty things. And then be sorry. Genuinely sorry, afterwards.

It's a difficult question of relations between people.

At one time or another, we have all faced the temptation to disconnect by giving someone the silent treatment. After being married to Joel for more than twenty-one years, I have learned that is not the best way to handle a disagreement.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

A lot of times, you get into it with your significant other, and you feel like, 'Oh my God, you are acting crazy.' I've heard that before - I'm sure a lot of us have!

As we mature, there are people with whom we run out of steam, but there are also those with whom a little straight talking would prove rewarding.

When you have a girlfriend, there are many things that are irritating every day, every night. I'm sure it's different for everyone, but when you fight, it gets really annoying.

There are plenty of ways you can play the game of fighting and really seem to be fighting without going for the jugular.

Everybody hates dependence, and that's why couples are continuously fighting, not knowing why they are fighting. They have to meditate over it, they have to contemplate over it, why they are fighting. Everything is just an excuse to fight. If you change one excuse, another excuse will be found; if no excuse is left then excuses will be invented, but somehow the fight has to be there.

If a woman and a man who have an argument keep talking they keep fighting.

I tend to believe, when you're in a relationship, if you don't fight, it's not a real relationship. You have to have arguments and tensions, otherwise I don't believe it. My mother always said, "If you don't fight, you can't have a marriage. You have to fight for each other. If you don't know how to fight, relationships tend not to last."

If your partner asks you if something bothers you, and something bothers you, the best thing you can do is say, "Yes, it bothers me." Otherwise you create a situation where they think everything is fine, continue with the offending behavior, while you build up a secret reservoir of resentment that will eventually come pouring out, to their shock.

If you can't hurt the other person at least once a day, then you've got no relationship.

I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.

Love has been in perpetual strife with monogamy.

Ooh, the silent treatment.

Well, my wife doesn't engage. I mean if you want to look back, really dig down and be a journalist, look at the timelines and you will see that there is a big discrepancy and there really is no going back and forth, my wife sometimes I mean you eventually you have to say something, enough is enough, but the truth is she has always taken the high road.

I said the same things to Axl [Rose] that everyone said to me when me and Joe Perry were fighting.

So I have talked with Betsey and Betsey has talked with me, And we have agreed together that we can't never agree

You have to have a patience for relationships.

This is new to us, you know? Your mother's sorry. She's sorry that she hurt your feelings, and she wants you to invite your girlfriend over for dinner." "So that she can make her feel bad and weird?" "Well she is kind of weird, isn't she?" Park didn't have the energy to be angry. He sighed and let his head fall back on the chair. His dad kept talking. "Isn't that why you like her?

According to a new study, 63% of men surveyed said they like to settle an argument by having sex. The other 37% of the men said they would never want to get into an argument with those men.

Stop yelling. If everyone’s yelling, no one can be heard.

So your having trouble with your partner. Well ask yourself, if you were in a relationship with a replica of yourself how long would it last?