Ingrid Newkirk Quotes

I absolutely adore cows. They're the most fascinating, gentle and beautiful animals. Their eyes are so amazing. I have ten that live on the land around my house. I love to talk to them. There are few things better than falling asleep in a field and being woken up by an inquisitive cow.

Ruminants are a perfectly normal thing to possess when you live in upstate New York. It's just moving scenery. It's kind of like the equivalent of Great Danes. It's the way you keep your grass mowed. It's the way you keep your weed-whacking to a minimum.

Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.

I have three cows, and I'm looking forward to more in the future, so I'll have a little herd.

I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.

My father had all these great names for our cows. Bossy and Daisy and Petunia and Turnip. One of my jobs was to round up the cows before milking. I'd go out back with the dog and bring them in.

I have no affinity for cows. I mean, they're cool.

To give your sheep or cow a large, spacious meadow is the way to control him.

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.

Know that each acre of fallow ought to support yearly two sheep at the least, then a hundred acres of fallow can support two hundred sheep, two hundred acres, four hundred sheep and so on.

I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.

Books are no different from goats! They enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn.

Horses make a landscape look beautiful.

I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden.

The river route is certainly preferable, as it affords good grazing and an abundance of water.

Pasture comes before prayer.

The Pakistanis can get milk from a bull.

When I was growing up, we had cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, goats, chickens - a whole menagerie.

It's funny, when you have a theme so particular to cows - or it could be anything like hair or nails - when you're rapping about a specific thing, you can have more punchlines about it.

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.