Frankie Boyle Quotes

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.

I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.

There is a lot of speculation about what women are attracted to, and there are a lot of misconceptions.

I think humor is the best thing to impress a girl.

Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot.

It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me. I'm not really sure why, but it's very rare that a guy will ever come up to me and be like, 'I'm going to lay down my game right now, and you're going to like it.'

I think it is not easy to impress a girl, especially with the looks that I have. It is quite tough.

It was truly a lesson in don't take something at face value. You know, so many of us do in life. Whether it's because of how somebody looks or because of what they're wearing or what have you, you kind of assess a person in the first five minutes before they even speak.

It's not that I find it hard to meet girls - they do come up and chat me up from time to time. Sometimes I'm interested, I tend not to go for the prettier ones. I prefer the quirkier types.

There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I'm not a great pianist, jokes were my thing.

Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.'

I've never looked for women. When I was a teenager, perhaps.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

It's an interesting time that way. It's hard to meet good girls down here. It seems like they're all after something and interested in their own lives.

I don't think there are beautiful women out there trying to lure men into any kind of conspiracy. I think people are out there just trying to meet someone new and interesting and live in the real world.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

I don't like going out on a date unless I know the broad a little bit beforehand. By the way, 'broad' to me is not a detrimental term for women; it's simply another word for female. Anyway, I don't really go out a whole lot, because there aren't many girls I like to take out and spend a whole evening with - at least not an evening in public.

I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

I always play women I would date.

I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.

Dating is... weird.

There's not one type of stand-up, just like there's not one type of woman.

Generally, I just think there is a real lacking in men knowing how to hit on women.

Fellas, one of the most effective ways to meet a woman is on the street.