Jeff Ross Quotes


Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr—who was molested as a child. Uch. That poor molester. Roseanne never got over it. She felt violated. She had trust issues. She never got the candy he promised her.


Citations

Ross, Jeff. Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr. Comedy Central, 12 Aug. 2012.

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Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
  • Born: September 13, 1965
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz is an American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. His skill in doing high-profile celebrity roasts and his appearances in Comedy Central's Roasts have led him to be dubbed "The Roastmaster General." He has appeared in various film, television, and cartoon projects. He has made appearances at events for U.S. soldiers and directed a documentary film covering his experiences touring U.S. bases in Iraq.