Truman Capote Quotes

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Morning breath is the worst.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

Coffee gives me bad breath.

I can't stand bad breath.

Your mouth smells like my jock strap.

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.

Ben rubbed his muzzle over Kyle’s shoulder in a way that I think was supposed to be reassuring. Kyle sucked in a breath. Either it hurt, or the reminder that the werewolf was big enough to rub his shoulder without much effort wasn’t exactly reassuring. “Ben, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?” asked Kyle. Or else Ben’s breath was really bad.

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

I went to Columbia University because they were doing a study on people who suffered from panic attacks, and because I suffered from panic attacks my whole life, I decided to be a part of it. They had this questionnaire where they asked, How many units of alcohol do you have in a month? The top answer was 40 or more, and I got really scared because I was having on average 60 or 70 drinks a week. And I realized that that was a bad sign.

[My] worst habit: Drinking too much Budweiser when I get angry.

I drink for comradeship, and when I drink for comradeship, I don't bother to keep count.

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?” I almost sat down but was afraid the chair might dematerialize beneath me. “It’s a drink,” he said. “You’d think I wouldn’t be into something named that—you know, considering my own personal experience with Russians. But they’re surprisingly delicious. The drinks, not real Russians.

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and that does not help.

The smallest quantity of alcohol scares away novel ideas.

I get bombed for breakfast in the morning, I get bombed for dinner.

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.

There is mounting concern worldwide over the consumption of alcohol. The U.S. government estimates that 10.6 million adults are alcoholics and that one family in four is troubled by alcohol. It is a factor in half of all the nation's traffic deaths.

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'