Phyllis Diller Quotes

Man, wear your seat belts. That's all I can tell everybody. You never know.

I’m never without a bandage.

One of my good friends said, in a reggae riddim, don't jump in the water if you can't swim.

Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

It is not like I have gone crazy, I just don't want to take any chances. You never know what could happen.

I don't want anything bad to happen to me.

A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.

I try to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.

We all know that looking back only gets you into an accident because you're going to run into something without seeing it.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

I have deposited some of my journals here for fear of accidents.

He that fears danger in time seldom feels it.

Every time you leave your house, you've got to be prepared for what might happen.

At the end of the day, there are risks; there's no question - in any sport, any activity.

Security and safety are very important for us.

It's better to have security and not need it than need it and not have it.

I'm a big supporter of safety.

When something bad happens, you're bound to be doubly careful.

You would not get out of bed in the morning if you were constantly worrying about the possibility of something happening to you on your way to work. But it is still something to pay attention to, I think.

I don't want to go out there and jeopardize myself getting hurt in camp.

But we're aware of the danger all the time. We all know what can happen. I jump in the car and forget it. If you start thinking one of us will get hurt it's more likely to happen.

Trust, but look for the exits.

Never test the depth of river with both the feet.

Little boats should keep near shore