Benmont Tench Quotes

I was fairly rubbish as a player.

I think I've cornered the market at playing ineffectual. I think I'm quite accomplished at it.

I'd be an absolutely appalling detective... Appalling.

Can't cook. Can't, I dunno, do paperwork. I don't know, what else can't we do? I'm not to be trusted with other people's animals.

Most people can do nothing at all well

I'm really good at gymnastics, and that's about it.

Although I look really good holding a gun, I can't shoot. I can't shoot anything. I'm the worst shot.

In so many areas of life, I'm a spaz and incompetent.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

I didn't really have a favourite subject at school as I was useless at everything.

I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.

I'm a terrible trumpet player.

I'm not the guy that thinks I'm a perfect singer.

I don't read music, which is a shame, actually, and I shouldn't even speak of it because it's embarrassing, but it's true.

I'm not that interesting of a person.

I shouldn't have acted. I didn't exhibit any ability. I was one of the kids in the school play who was just mouthing words, and they weren't the actual words of the song. I was pretty lame!

It wasn't my finest hour. It wasn't even my finest hour and a half.

The State Department is the kind of organization which though it does big things badly, does small things badly too.

I don't have to pitch movies. I'm no good at it!

Incompetent and relentless are the worst combination of qualities.

What's the deal with Johnny Damon? He can't hit. He can't catch. He can't throw. He's sort of the five-tool guy... without any of the tools!

I couldn't imagine a more incompetent politician than myself.

I was a very average-at-best player.

I was a pretty mediocre player.

I think - actually, I know - that I am, without a doubt, the world's worst drummer.