Jeff Fisher Quotes

I am a mediocre being, a bit cunning.

Balanced is probably what I am, although that's just a polite way to say that you don't do anything very well.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

I was a very average-at-best player.

I am not flash at all really, never have been.

I perfected the art of being uninteresting.

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

I'm really not that special. Really, I'm not. I was on a big TV show, but it was just a TV show.

I'm actually pretty boring, to be honest.

I'm not special. No, I'm a normal player.

I don't see myself as a world-class player.

I claim to be no more than an average man with below average capabilities.

There's nothing very interesting about my life.

I don't look at myself as one of the best pitchers in the world.

My eyes aren't special, my nose isn't special, my mouth isn't special.

I am not super-ambitious. I am not a classically amazing singer or anything.

I really am pretty boring. There's no reason to take pictures of me.

I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.

I'm afraid of being average. I have a real fear of being just another linebacker.

The key thing about me is that I'm really not very interesting.

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that I didn't finish and maybe some old bicycle that I found lying around on set.

I don't think I'm that intelligent. I think I'm semi-intelligent.

I'm pretty boring really.

My life's actually been quite dull; it's not all that glamorous.