Chris Carmack Quotes

I worked in a dining hall in college and I worked at UPS for a full three weeks - it was the worst job I ever had.

I had a Saturday job in a chemist. The pay was something ridiculous like £2 an hour - it was slave labour - and I spent all day cleaning shelves. On my first day an actress from Eldorado, which was on telly at the time, came in and said, 'Can I have some Replense please?' I didn't know what it was, so I had to ask her and she had to say, 'It's vaginal moisturiser,' in front of a massive queue of people. After one day I was like, 'I don't want to do this job any more, it's just boring.'

I used to do tech support for MSN in Canada.

Wishing of all employments is the worst.

So much of my job is about finding another job, and that's really boring.

I'm an actress but it's not fulfilling me in the way I thought it would.

I'm in the worst place you can be. I sell magazines and not movie tickets.

My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a good idea: He quit.

My job ... I do nothing, it pays nothing, but - you guessed it - it's better than nothing.

I was in college for two years but I didn´t attend too much. Then I decided to drop out. I was having too many nightmares about failing in the exams.

The system is broken, and we can fix it. It's not hard. We just have to do the work.

I mean there's a college kid left in everyone. I bet you, too, if you could go back you would for a night or two, so why not? My brother's still in college, my little brother, so it's always good to go back and get a little glimpse of it and to hang out with him for a weekend or two.

I'm not the most technically savvy person in the world. Like, I'm not good at troubleshooting when stuff happens to my digital music.

Before I myself went to college I had never seen but one college woman. I had heard that such a woman was staying at the house of an acquaintance. I went to see her with fear. Even if she had appeared in hoofs and horns I was determined to go to college all the same. But it was a relief to find this Vassar graduate tall and handsome and dressed like other women.

My father was a small claims court jester.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

Working at a job that you hate. Having a career and a life that you have no passion for. That's hell.

I did. I still do. It's kind of grown to a "Ren and Stimpy" kind of lab, which is fun.

Anytime anybody goes, "Wow you've been busy." I'm like, "No, not since college. This is a cakewalk in comparison."

I went to the University of Virginia and I came from, I grew up in suburban Philadelphia.

I was more into music, before I got into college. In high school, I used to play guitar and sing. I did a lot of that. But, when I graduated and went to college, I remember my freshman year and this girl from across the hall, who is one of my good friends to this day, had a brother who was in the school improv team. We went to go watch a show and it blew my face off.

Hobbies are for people that don't like what they're doing.

It was actually pretty cool to be in Pittsburgh for those four years. I moved into the dorms and had a pretty normal college experience, even though it was in my hometown. I really thrived there. I feel like it really suited me and served me well in terms of how I grew up there.

System debugging has always been a graveyard-shift occupation, like astronomy.