Kevin Hart Quotes

I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid to think that way.

Some girls are intimidated by my height, obviously. But a lot of girls do like it, so that's cool.

I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

There are certainly a billion, ker-trillion girls out there more attractive than I am.

I don't see myself as extremely handsome. I just figure I can charm you into liking me.

I don't think I'm beautiful. I just think I can scrub up OK.

I'm not a sex symbol. How could I be with these skinny bowlegs?

Women don't like men who know they're good looking. They'd much prefer a man who doesn't know he's good looking.

I do just genuinely believe Chris Hemsworth is a 6'3, more muscular version of me. And more handsome, but I try.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Right now, I'm not really thinking about marriage.

We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy, you are skinny, aren't you?' I said: 'Honey, I'd like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'

I've always wanted to look different. I always think I've got this terrible figure. I'd like to be 3 inches taller.

I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is shorter than me and has an amazing gait; and Tom Cruise has a brilliant run. I'm just gangly.

I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha.

I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose... this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that's the deal.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

Height has been very, very central to the development of my personality.

I tried to make up for being 5 ft. 3 in. by affecting a strut and adopting the voice of a much bigger man... dating tall, beautiful women... But nothing I could do, after Ava had left me, would add a single inch to my height.

I'm real tall when I stand on my charisma.

This isn't the most handsome face in the world, and there are a lot of younger guys out there, but I keep hanging in there.

Thankfully, I have other skills than just standing there and looking cute.

I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's why I'm a comic. I'm deeply insecure, since I was always feeling ugly. I wasn't a healthy child. I had poor self-esteem. That's why I need people's approval.

I like when a man has a positive self-image, no matter what he looks like. I'm not into rock-hard abs.