Heather Dubrow Quotes

You should see me without makeup.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

I have not taken my good looks seriously from the beginning. When I would be teased by my friends about my looks, I would just make a self-deprecating remark and let it pass.

I've never had Botox. But I like people to imagine I have.

The more you try to look sexy, the lamer it is, so you just have to commit to the comedy.

I may be the only actress in Hollywood who won't need a face lift, because when I take off my makeup, I look so great compared to my characters!

I go to the gym in the morning without any makeup on. Sorry, guys, if you think I'm ugly, but I don't know anybody who goes to the gym with makeup on.

I think the actresses who are really successful are the ones who are comfortable in their own skins and still look human.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

My actual desire is to be able to comfortably walk out of my house without any makeup on and feel as beautiful as I do when my makeup artist beats my face.

[On being told by a horse show spectator that she looked like Princess Anne:] I think I'm a bit better-looking than she is.

Am I hideous, Jane? Very, sir: you always were, you know.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

I would not be able to pen an academic and dry diatribe. I have too much talent for that.

I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.

A critic once described me as an 'amiable beanpole.' I got it printed on a T-shirt.

What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.

I was fooling everyone by surrounding myself with funny people. But then I put myself out there - writing my own sketches, going on stage with nobody surrounding me - and for some reason people were still laughing.

Believe it or not, I don't wake up looking like a supermodel.

If I had had plastic surgery, I would have asked for something better than the face you are seeing! I actually really hate plastic surgery when it's just for aesthetics and anti-ageing. I think ageing is beautiful and expressive and characterful.

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

I've never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines. I represent the majority of women and I'm very proud of that.

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.