Ed Helms Quotes

The fact that people die because of an AK-47 is not because of the designer, but because of politics.

While your guns raisin', mine is blazin'.

Elevate those guns a little lower.

To be honest with you, most of the times I have fought, there has been a reason.

We can and must turn this around. If you're going to kill someone just pull the trigger.

I was a big fighter when I was younger. In bars I was ready to explode and fight.

We hear so much about weapons of mass destruction. But nine out of 10 war victims are killed by guns. It's the AK-47 that's a weapon of mass destruction.

I am more afraid of alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.

Nine out of 10 war victims die from a gun.

People fight, they get angry, they do drugs, and they do crazy things.

I have just come from a couple of raids, where we had a very lively time, and some of them had to pull their guns. I found it necessary to punch a few sports myself.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

America seems to have a love affair with violence. America is the most violent nation on earth.

They transact no public or private business without being armed.

Speaking of poison gas... I say we round up all the drug addicts and gas them!

In early America, taverns would sometimes ban political discussions in order to prevent the physical fights that would often break out when drinking men differed significantly about politics.

When drinkers became violent, communities accepted the idea that liquor was responsible for their actions; it made no sensate punish the person who committed the crime when the true offender was the alcohol.

Why, instead of bringing order - planting a tree, building a house, washing socks or reading a fairytale to a child - does one need to engage in doing nothing, then after a good booze, taking up a club and smashing everything?

I'm a shooter and shooters shoot.

In high school and college, I gathered a number of medals for marksmanship, but I have long since abandoned this activity, having concluded that the world would be a better place with fewer sharpshooters.

Don’t ever fight with Lisbeth Salander. Her attitude towards the rest of the world is that if someone threatens her with a gun, she’ll get a bigger gun.

In my day, the drug was alcohol and the weapon was a fist, so it was very sort of innocent and primitive. Now you've got drugs, guns, and knives, which are so lethal.

I'ma call my guns jumpers, cause my bullets just leapin to 'em.

War is not an accident. It is the logical outcome of a certain way of life.

Wars, invented and organized by the highest available consciousnesses (do the worms go to war? do the fish? do the paramecia?), are the planet's chief source and cause of torment.