Dennis Miller Quotes

The politician is an acrobat. He keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does.

A politician normally flatters you in your face and criticises you behind your back.

A politician is required to listen to humbug, talk humbug, condone humbug. The most we can hope for is that we don't actually believe it.

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise.

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander.

I suppose it's easy to play a hypocritical politician with a smiling face; it's also quite gratifying to play.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

A creep is someone who claims he's one thing but he's actually another.

Hypocrisy is the scarlet letter in politics.

The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.

The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not.

There is hardly a single person in the House of Commons worth painting; though many of them would be better for a little whitewashing.

Saying one is adopting one's policies to changing circumstances is a nice way of saying "I lied.

I must say I hate our diplomats. I think with few exceptions they are arrogant humbugs and I expect they know it.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

Generosity is a part of my character, and I therefore hasten to assure this Government that I will never make an allegation of dishonesty against it wherever a simple explanation of stupidity will suffice.

I never saw this before. I didn't write this speech and I don't believe what I just read.

He’s one of the few men in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

Hypocrisy and rhetorical flimflam are standard in politics …

Hypocrisy needs to be called out in American politics, and the absurd has reached the point where it is just insufferable.

When you're pretending to be something you're not, at least for me, you end up falling on your face.

Mike Pence is the kind of guy that brushes his teeth and then drinks orange juice and thinks, 'Mmm.'