Jane Austen Quotes

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert," Iggy said truthfully.

Sirius looked slightly disconcerted for a moment, then said, "I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something... Of course, he might have crawled into the airing cupboard and died... But I mustn't get my hopes up.

So it’s still standing?” he managed to get out between his snickers. “I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” Emmett howled with laughter.

Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. "Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a tropphy.

My mother took great relish in introducing me as 'This is my son - he's a doctor but not the kind that helps people.'

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

In laughter we always find an unavowed intention to humiliate and consequently to correct our neighbour.

You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.

My mom and sister both make fun of me now. Well, it looks like you're on trade block again. Where we going this year?

Romeo was cute …” “Cute?” Alessandro rolled his eyes. “What kind of man is cute?” “… and an excellent dancer …” “Romeo had feet of lead! He said so himself!” “… but most importantly,” I concluded, “he had nice hands!

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Says the girl with no thyme.

Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

I'm trying to feel sorry for you, really I am,"North said."If you wait just a moment I'm sure the tears will come.

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?

"Cool" Leo said. "I always wanted a sister who could beat me up."

Alec watched them through the half-open door, Jace leaned against the sink as his adoptive sister sponged his wrists and wrapped them in a white gauze. “Okay, now take off your shirt.” (Isabelle) “I knew there was something in this for you.” (Jace) ~pg. 329~

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?

You see, I'm fond of teasing, it's a second nature with me—and I'm used to teasing myself. Plaguing myself, if you prefer; I don't tease nicely.

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

Mother said," mocked the king. "Don't be childish." "We're children," Myrcella declared haughtily. "We're supposed to be childish." The Hound laughed. "She has you there.