Andre Drummond Quotes

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Great humorists are great insulters.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.

My brother always teases me about my forehead: 'I could eat off it!'

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.

Anything my dad says about what I say about him, I can remind him of ten examples where he publicly humiliated me. We're really close. The culture of mickey-taking is well established in my family.

Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

I think, in moderation, taunting is a part of life.

I love when people talk trash.