James Keller Quotes

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.

After being married, hearing 'You're hot!' from a total stranger means a hundred times more than hearing it from your husband.

She surprised him by agreeing. "Yes, I was simply curious, and no, I would never criticize you in front of your followers. Do you have the patience to endure one more question, husband?" "What is it?" "When do you suppose you'll leave me behind?

Think of your husband as a house. You are allowed to give him a fresh coat of paint and change out the furniture now and then. But if you're constantly trying to pour a new foundation or replace the roof, you're in serious trouble.

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Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

Nothing else so inspires and heartens people as words of appreciation. You and I may soon forger the words of encouragement and appreciation that we utter now, but the person to whom we have spoken them may treasure them and repeat them to themselves over a lifetime

My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.

Problems in relationship occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the other person.

Nothing is more dreadful than a husband who keeps telling you everything he thinks, and always wants to know what you think.

There's a fundamental difference between how often men remember to say 'I love you' and how often women want to hear 'I love you.' For the most part, it's on the guy. He's not withholding it intentionally. It's just that we kind of miss the point sometimes, that even in the most nonchalant way, telling the person how you feel is important.

Because everyone has love or wants love there are always problems. And if you don't have problems, you're probably leading a boring life.

As a producer, I am dying to explore psychology and urban dilemmas - say, fatigue - in a marriage.

Do not miss a single chance - not one single opportunity - to tell someone how wonderful they are, how special they are, how important to you they are, how incredible as a person they are, how beautiful they are inside and out. Do not miss a single opening in which to insert such a comment, genuinely felt and genuinely meant.

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.

She hadn't wanted to be loved carefully, only well.

If you start praising your wife, if you start telling her how beautiful she is, and how glad you are to have her in your life, when you talk about the good, you will draw out the good. If you talk about the negative, you'll draw out the negative. It's up to you.

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.

Women only nag when they feel unappreciated.

Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing.

It might do wonders for your marriage,” Amelia continued. “It’s lovely to talk to your husband after you’ve been to bed together. They just lie there feeling grateful and say yes to everything.” - Amelia to Poppy

He was doubtless an understanding Fellow that said, there was no happy Marriage but betwixt a blind Wife and a deaf Husband.

Po flickered. "Thank you?" it repeated. "What is that?" Liesl thought. "It means, You were wonderful," she said. "It means, I couldn't have done it without you.