Demetri Martin Quotes

All you need is a double barrel

I'm a shooter and shooters shoot.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

So, I took lessons, and I love to shoot now. It's a lot of fun.

I learned how to fire a sniper rifle, which I'm sure will be useful at some point.

When we talk about protecting our right to have guns, we are talking about protecting our right to shoot bullets. So what is it that's so important to shoot at?

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall.

One of the most insane environments I have ever spent time in is a gun range. There we are, all in a line, armed to the teeth, firing away.

Growing up, I've enjoyed hunting with my father.

One who brandishes a pistol must be prepared to shoot.

[It is forbidden to] shoot off a gun on any unnecessary occasion except [at] an Indian or a wolf.

Bring every man a musket or fowling piece. Let your piece be long in the barrel; and fear not the weight of it, for most of our shooting is from stands.

One must always shoot; always shoot, general.

I'm not a hunter, but I've been around guns all my life. I'm a great shot.

I like my boxing and jiu jitsu and that kind of stuff and one thing I always enjoyed from an early age was shooting. My godfather got me into it. It started with airguns and shotguns and that kind of stuff.

I can shoot.

I shoot occasionally, but I'm no gun expert.

Yeah I got all sorts of guns. I got functional guns, I got guns for looks, I got hunting rifles, and everything in between.

A gun I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought. I’d spent my life focusing on hand to hand combat, learning to dodge fangs and powerful hands that could snap my neck. A gun? It was so… well, easy. Should I be insulted? I didn’t know. Did it matter? I didn’t know that either. All I knew in that moment was that I was going to die, regardless.

A gun is not an argument.

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.

A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.

Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.

Everyone values the good nature of a man with a gun.

This is a people shooting hat," I said. "I shoot people in this hat.