Frank Muir Quotes

I use TaylorMade. I've tested every golf ball. TaylorMades are great.

I use the low-spinning Pro V1 left dot. I mark it with the logo for the Tony Finau Foundation.

The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.

I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind you find at almost any golf course.

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

Throughout my career, I've been sponsored by several different equipment companies - Lynx, Titleist, Callaway.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.

You can't pick up a golf club if your thumb hurts.

Since my family owns the Trump National Doral, I spend a lot of time on the course. Trump Doral's Golf Shop is the largest pro shop in the country and carries limited-edition pieces and exclusive brands.

I actually used TaylorMade in college. And I've been using TaylorMade since I've been about 14 years old when I really started playing as a junior in events.

Golf balls are sweet: dimpled and sometimes even smiling.

I've used Nike clubs since I was 13.

Though we endow them with human features - heads, faces, heels, toes - golf clubs are profoundly inhuman tools.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

In descriptions of Nature one must seize on small details, grouping them so that when the reader closes his eyes he gets a picture. For instance, you'll have a moonlit night if you write that on the mill dam a piece of glass from a broken bottle glittered like a bright little star, and that the black shadow of a dog or a wolf rolled past like a ball.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

The woods are full of long drivers.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

I've studied golf for almost 50 years now and know a hell of a lot about nothing.