Plato Quotes

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

... wasting the country's time and energy by just talking too much.

... the sin of drunkenness which is the root of all sins.

This system isn't working.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best.

Vous perdez votre temps! (You're wasting your time.)

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

You're like a dull knife, it just ain't cutting.

The Gunman is useless. I know it. He knows it. The whole bank knows it.

He that is drunken * * * Is outlawed by himself; all kind of ill Did with his liquor slide into his veins.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

The nepotism there is the stuff of legend... It just seems to be a place where people get paid to sit in a building.

Digital blood is not effective.

Most things don't work like they are supposed to work.

The drunken man is a living corpse.

I am falser than vows made in wine.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

I get absolutely shitfaced. I am shitfaced and hyper and ten years old. I am having the time of my life.

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!