Jimmy Fallon Quotes

My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you can't have a passionate marriage without a passionate divorce.

Old age by nature is rather talkative.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

My parents separated when I was younger.

I was made to believe there was a plan in place for ending Donald's previous marriage. I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife.

An adversarial family law system raises the stakes unnecessarily high, exacerbates the antagonism of the couples concerned, and is directly responsible for making it impossible for couples who would otherwise have reconciled to do so.

I'm passionate about old people because I am one myself.

My parents divorced when I was seven. Because divorce is messy, for good or ill, they sent me to boarding school.

I thought it must be desperate to be old. To wake up in the morning and remember that you were ancient - and so behave that way. I thought old people were full of aches and pains and horrible illnesses.

Old people are scary. And I have to face it. I am old and I am scary.

After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else.

But I'm a great father. That's why I got custody.

My brother and I were separated when I was a child; we went with different parents.

My mother would not talk to me for weeks, would not stay under my roof for as long as I was married to Oleg.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

My parents had a difficult divorce.

My husband is leaving me. No dramas, no slammed doors - well, OK, a few slammed doors - and no suitcase in the hall, but there is another woman involved. Her name is Dementia.

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

My mother and father split up when I was three and my brother was still in the womb.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

God has use for all the old people.

I was barely 17 when our father decided to part ways with my mother.

Divorce is hard, and it takes a lot out of you.

I think there's a good-er divorce. I think that's absolutely possible. There's a better way to do it and everything in between, and then, of course, there's the disastrous way to do it.

Divorce, splitting up a family, is a terrible thing.