Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss!
I suspect people always thought I had a boyfriend, so nobody came after me.
When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested.
When you are desperate to get someone who isn't all that interested in you, you lay siege as hard as you can.
I am a hopeless, shameless flirt.
When I'm out and about, I never get chatted up by women in an obvious way.
I don't think women have ever thrown themselves at me, although I'm quite naive about these things, or was when I was available.
My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'
My cards and flowers always got rejected on Valentines Day.
I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.
I'll be the first one to tell you if some girl turned me down.
You know, I've virtually never been chatted up in my life, it's true.
