Michael Sorrentino Quotes

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'

I used to like loads of boys and get rejected all the time.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

I still have horrible luck with girls.

Ally McBeal walks down the streets crying, looking for the right man. I don't do that.

When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested.

Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you.

I'd liked this girl all through high school. After we graduated, we got together for a while, but she left me for another man.

There is no shame in my saying that we all want to be loved by someone. As I look back over my life in romance, I don't feel I've ever had that.

It's probably the worst feeling in the world, when you're deeply and madly in love with a woman and you know she's not feeling you the same way, and you don't know why.

I'm a horrible romantic!

If one swain scorns you, you will soon find another.

The woman who does not choose to love should cut the matter short at once, by holding out no hopes to her suitor.

With 'Futurama,' I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, 'You can only string the fans along so far.'

What then in love can woman do? If we grow fond they shun us. And when we fly them, they pursue: But leave us when they've won us.

My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.

People who can't kiss had everything given to them.

Maybe I'm too young to keep good love from going wrong, but tonight you're on my mind, so you never know.

She who boasts of lovers soon has none.

When somebody's in love with you, they think it's amazing you've written them a poem, and when they don't love you anymore, they hate those poems. They wish those poems would go away.

I have had a lot of crushes but have never had the courage to go up to a girl and say what I feel. I am scared of rejection.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

That's the dating world. You just keep losing. Everyone does.

True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily.

My life is PG-13 sometimes, and I really want Josh Grogan to propose to me, and he just won't do it.