Thin People Quotes

There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people.

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.

It's infrequent that people are rail thin yet have high blood pressure.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

I never worry about fat people worrying about thin people, because slender people bury the dead.

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

At the age of 55, you will get a saggy roll just above your waist, even if you are painfully thin.

The thinnest people on the planet are those who eat the most carbohydrates.

Winter is a terrible time for thin people - terrible! Why should it hound them down, fasten on them, worry them so? Why not, for a change, take a nip, take a snap at the fat ones who wouldn't notice? But no! It is sleek, warm, cat-like summer that makes the fat one's life a misery. Winter is all for bones.