I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance.
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
So, twice a week, I go to a beauty salon and have my hair blown dry. It’s cheaper by far than psychoanalysis, and much more uplifting.
I don't journal to 'be productive.' I don't do it to find great ideas or to put down prose I can later publish. The pages aren't intended for anyone but me. It's the most cost-effective therapy I've ever found.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
My work is therapeutic: 'Monster's Ball,' 'Woodsman' and 'Shadowboxer,' because I don't go to therapy, and I sort of live life through my films.
I write instead of going to the shrink!
I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just thought, 'This is so not for me. I would rather talk to one of my girlfriends.'
I did drag out of necessity. I had to do it... I had to create this other character because - because she's cheaper than therapy.
I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.
