Sexual Innuendo Quotes

We're playing strip billiards.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

Most people keep their brains between their legs.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.

Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.

Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of.

Americans are so stiff when it comes to nudity. For me, I've always walked around the house naked. My husband, in real life, is like, 'Babe, could you just put some clothes on! Keep the mystery alive!'

I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.

Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling.

people talk about 'sex' as though it hopped about by itself, like a frog!

You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

What's really fun is seeing mothers bringing their daughters to the shows. And the best part is the mothers know they don't have to worry about sexual innuendo in the songs. The shows are family shows.

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll.

In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I'd like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart... well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know one another better.

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

People seem to think that if you keep your head empty you automatically fill your balls.

I never meant to be in romantic comedies; it's just what ended up happening. But they are tricky, in a post-1960s sexual revolution way. It was easier when you couldn't have sex scenes: everything crackled very nicely. They're not easy.

Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

It has to be now,” he insisted, a flick of amusement in his voice. He nudged his burgeoning loins against her. “After all, you can’t allow me to go around like this all day.” “From what I’ve learned so far, this is your natural condition,” came her pert reply.

With scripts I've always looked at them and thought about kids, you know? Thought about the world and the impact... I won't do nudity and I never felt comfortable with that whole idea or things with huge sexual content - not my thing.