The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.
For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife.
I'm still going to love you, always. And in the rock-paper-scissors of life, love is rock. fear, anger, everthing else...no contest.
The problem with not having anybody to tell you what to do, I understood, is that there was nobody to tell you what not to do.
I have never yet met anyone who did not think it was an agreeable sensation to cut tinfoil with scissors.
When you own a pair of haircutting scissors, you cut your own hair constantly.
The officers of the branch of the Force (the Obscene Publications Squad) have a discouraging club tie, on which a book is depicted being cut in half by a larger pair of scissors.
The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.
Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half.
Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back.
I always know where the scissors are.
Vade Mecum I want the scissors to be sharp and the table perfectly level when you cut me out of my life and paste me in that book you always carry.
It resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
One of the most practical utensils I can't live without is my 'Joyce Chen' Scissors. They cut with precision.
Red tape will often get in your way. It's one of the reasons I often carry scissors!
Have it compose a poem -- a poem about a haircut! But lofty, noble, tragic, timeless, full of love, treachery, retribution, quiet heroism in the face of certain doom! Six lines, cleverly rhymed, and every word beginning with the letter s!
I used to cut out paper dolls.
I wouldn't know how to design. I couldn't even if I wanted to, for I can't draw, and a pair of scissors in my hands becomes a dangerous weapon.
You always need a bit of low-tech.You always need a pair of scissors, it seems to me. You can do better things.... The high-tech, somehow, you do have to combine it with low-tech things.
Karl Lagerfeld never touched a pair of scissors in his life.
I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
