Bruce Cameron Quotes

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word 'wife' on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

I'm a man of faith. I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

My best friend is my husband.

A good-humored wife who appreciates most, if not all, of my humor - her price is far above rubies, as the book of Proverbs doesn't quite say.

I have a great spouse, Andrew Cockburn, who's also a journalist.

Your wife is always right, fam.

Your husband or your wife is the only person you can really choose to be your family and to have unconditional love with them.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.

Wife: a former sweetheart.

My husband is here and I'd like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a big hole in my frock and then that my nipples were pointing in different directions. It's good to have an expert there to help you with that sort of thing.

What she needs,' Tom said aloud 'is a husband.' Agnes said crisply, 'Well, she can't have mine.

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.

You know what a wifey means? It's like your other half. Like when you get married, like, that's your wife!

My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.

I like spending time with my husband.

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee.

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.

I love being my husband's wife.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.