With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000.
You know what I think that button [in Kremlin] should have read? It should've read "delete." Y'know, she [Hillary Clinton] is very good at that by the way.
Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.
Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.
(Gray) Davis said yesterday that he is going to fight like a Bengal tiger, which I believe is also an endangered species.
Be a politician; no training necessary.
The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.
There is going to be a 'Stargate: Atlantis' movie. Unfortunately I'll be making it by myself in my basement.
My father upon the Abbey stage, before him a raging crowd. "This Land of Saints," and then as the applause died out, "Of plaster Saints;" his beautiful mischievous head thrown back.
There is only one absinthe drinker, and that's the man who painted this idiotic picture.
