I could never give relationship advice to anybody!
I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever.
I've never done online dating, but first of all, I have a book out called 'Make It Last Forever: The Do's and The Dont's,' which led me to do the online dating thing. A lot of people respect my relationship songs, so they can pretty much trust me.
An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.
In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
Without really trying to, I've become a sort of jailhouse lawyer of relationships - someone who's had to do so much work on her own case that I can now help you with yours.
I've spoken to over 10,000 guys in my career, so I know what they think when it comes to dating.
I have a great track record, and I have never been sued. If I can't find someone for someone, I refer them out. I have an affiliate division of matchmakers all over the world that I work with. Men like certain types of women, and I can subcontract that out to foreign countries.
