Physical Trait Quotes

Maybe it's innate: I have a body built to jump.

A dimple on the chin, the devil within.

My dad used to call me 'the human pretzel' because I was able to bend my body, and because my legs are very long.

I'm not tall.

I think that my size is an advantage, but also my speed.

My mom is part albino.

Men from my tribe in Sudan - the Dinka tribe - are very tall, so you could say I was born to play basketball.

I was born with six fingers on each hand.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

The vocal cord will be eliminated by a process of evolution, as was the tail of man when he came from the ape.

Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine.

My most noticeable physical trait is, hands down, my hair. It's big, unruly and curly, and you can spot it from a mile away... literally.

I am pretty bow-legged. It's annoying.

I've always been the tallest; I didn't shoot up. That's who I am.

...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed.

We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.

I have my dad's shape. No booty.

Give me a man with a good allowance of nose,... when I want any good head-work done I choose a man - provided his education has been suitable - with a long nose.

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me.

My arms are pretty long.

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

My grandfather, Harry, died when my dad was in his early 20s, so I never met him. Amazingly, he was 6ft tall. That gene definitely never filtered down to me!

I think it was genetic: my legs were born like this.

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.

I do have to thank my mother for my eyebrows.