Pet Wellness Quotes

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

Fang and I searched in every way we could think of and found a million institutes of one kind or another, in Manhattan and throughout New York state, but none of them seemed promising. My favorite? The Institute for Realizing Your Pet's Inner Potential. Anyone who can explain that to me, drop a line.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

If I had a dog that was sick as often as you are, I'd put it down," he observed kindly.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

He looks like he needs worming.

Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do.