Personal Cleanliness Quotes

I'm a germ-phobe when I meet a lot of people or shake a lot of hands. I always have hand sanitizer and alcohol swabs so I can sort of go back and forth between the two.

Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.

Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.

Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Did you know that Puritanism went hand in hand with dirt, that Oliver Cromwell put a 100 per cent tax on soap and that the repeal of the soap tax was one of the most popular acts of Charles II at his Restoration?

Clean hands, Sansa. Whatever you do, make certain your hands are clean." ~ Lord Petyr Baelish, Littlefinger

I travel with my own long silk robe. At the hotel, you just never know if the robes have been washed after they've been worn by other people.

You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that.

I do think one should have clean feet.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

The other man's arse is always cleaner!

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

When you give someone your hand, it needs to be clean.

One cleans someone else's threshold of consciousness only if one's own home is dirty.