Terry Pratchett Quotes

Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.

I take a bath three times a day.

I can take five showers in one day.

I travel with my own long silk robe. At the hotel, you just never know if the robes have been washed after they've been worn by other people.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.

A girl could lather up in soap like that.

A man may have strong humanitarian and democratic principles, but if he happens to have been brought up as a bath-taking, shirt-changing lover of fresh air, he will have to overcome certain physical repugnance before he can bring himself to put those principles into practice.

Tolerate no Uncleanliness in Body, Clothes, or Habitation.

I'm obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

I do think one should have clean feet.

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

I take showers, I don't like them because I like baths in very nice jacuzzi or garden tubs.

When I think of baths, I generally think of children, the elderly, couples, and the English. Who takes baths? I mean, seriously - none of my friends take baths.

The idea that you must bathe every day is, to a certain extent, a manufacture on the part of the soap industry.

I'm really hygienic.

I don't care about style, but I am a total clean freak, so a messy home is a deal breaker. I had one girlfriend who never wanted to go back to her place. When we finally did, it turned out that she was sleeping on her couch because her bedroom was so messy. That is a prime example of someone I don't want to be around.

It's not unreasonable to ask folks to stay clean in order to receive federal assistance.

I love to feel clean. Whenever I was touring and doing shows, the minute I was done, I would immediately shower, take off all my makeup, and put on my PJs.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

You need to shower at the end of the day.

A shower would minimise the risk of contracting the disease.