Besides, many Islamic movements will change as soon as they gain political responsibility. I'm not at all pessimistic in this regard. Just think of Turkey, where the Islamists are now behaving like a sort of Christian Democratic party in Europe.
A wise man once said, 'The skill in attending a party is knowing when it's time to leave.'
the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk
I don't like champagne. I mean, I like it bubbling and throwing it on someone's body. But I don't like champagne on my body.
No man does right by a woman at a party.
Parties think slowly.
When I'm out with a group I hide in the corner and get legless. I just make sure my friends shield me.
The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.
The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting down coasters and alphabetising DVDs while all around me people got off with whoever was closest and gradually headed off to various rooms to make more mess, no doubt.
I'm drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys.
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
In England, I'm this venerable old granddad, the one who always gets pissed at parties and puts a lampshade on his head.
Democrats don't react the same way Republicans do, because they are not forced to react the same way Republicans are forced to react. They get to be as corrupt as, basically, they want, and just ignore it.
I think the Democrat Party is taking its cue from the media. When the media has a narrative, whether it's the use of profanity, the Democratic Party follows it.
What you see at a bachelor or bachelorette party is what happens on a recruiting visit.
Seldom does a member of either party have to be called down for inappropriate behavior on the House floor.
I don't go to the afterparties. I think people always feel if I go to the afterparties, they have to behave well, which, after all, is not the point of an afterparty.
The Republicans were not always insane. They might've had politics I didn't agree with, but they weren't always actually certifiable.
If I go to posh parties, I hover by the kitchen so I can get as many nice canapes as possible.
I have been to lots of parties and acted perfectly disgraceful but I never actually collapsed oh Lana Turner we love you get up
As a mother, I don't want any girl twerking near my kid at a bat mitzvah.
There have definitely been phases of the National, many years ago, where we did party, and various people, in their own way, fell off the wagon.
Fight fire with fire. If you must have bores, always put them together or at the same table ... bores have an effervescent chemical reaction on one another at a party. They invariably have a marvelous time trading banalities in the absence of competition. Clichés roll trippingly off the tongue like sparkling epigrams and trite observations acquire depth sinking into receptive minds.
Did they find something wanting in you, Gemma, at the party? You didn’t speak too freely or behave…strangely?” I grew claws and bayed at the moon. I confessed that I eat the hearts of small children. I told them I like the French.
I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food.
