Libba Bray Quotes

I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

The idea is not to please the most amount of people. Growing up in Versailles, the idea was to please the least amount of people.

I'm not looking to shock anyone.

I recommend a little dose of cancer to anyone.

The imaginations which people have of one another are the solid facts of society.

I tend to see - socially, I don't tend to be myself in a male role. I don't know any other way to put it.

In civilized life, where the happiness and indeed almost the existence of man, depends on the opinion of his fellow men. He is constantly acting a studied part.

As comics if you aren't rubbing people the wrong way, to me, you suck.

The more conservative you dress, the more you can get away with.

I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.

Seems like a lot of my generation as a whole is more concerned with being the cool kid; sarcastic, smug, or just all together impenetrable. So anyway, it's not always comfortable to be like, the dorky, happy girl at the party... but that's me.

A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself. A woman calls and says her kids won't behave. Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself. A man calls to say his car won't start. Kill yourself. A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts. Kill yourself. She asks, "Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex? I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.

I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.

I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk to strangers. I had to warn mine not to eat them.

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

Society highly values its normal man. It educates children to lose themselves and to become absurd, and thus to be normal.

I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling fatal poisons, but above all else, most of all, I believe in the one thing that can come out of people's mouths: vomit.

I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course.

I'm truly amazed at you, Garion," Polgara said. "I didn't think you had the faintest idea of how to speak a civilized language." "Thank you," he said, "I think.

No man does right by a woman at a party.

There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway parking lot unless you actually do it, and I tell you it's tense.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

I know it's not thematically in tune with my new job and all, but I find it effective. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day," I say. "But set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. I live by it.

If there's a heaven, I hope to hell I go!

Whitney: You black-hearted, treacherous, conniving scoundrel. Clayton: Your flattery warms my heart