Jon Richardson Quotes

Standing around the grill is fine, but I like to have my friends come in and out of the house. Movement makes the party more exciting.

Is he having a party?" "Dorian is a sociable king. He likes keeping people around him, mostly so he can mock them.

Y'know, there's nothin' like tearing up a good club now and then.

People come over, and we watch things like 'The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.' I have a hot tub. Everybody puts on a bathing suit and we splash around.

But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party

A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes out on your rug, and leave at eight to go somewhere more interesting for dinner without inviting you.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

I consider a good dinner party at our house to be where people drink and eat more than they're meant to.

Without peanuts, it isn't a cocktail party.

Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party: Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. I remember those guys. Like the mascots of the party. "Clay! Whatcha doon here? Bah-ha-ha-ha!

Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

I was the life and she was the soul of every party.

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk

My friends and I love having girls' nights in. We're hardly ever all in the same city, but when we're finally able to hang out, we make the most of it.

Everybody in my neighborhood in the '40s, they played pianos. That's how people partied. They didn't try the TV, the radio was OK, records was cool, but when people wanted to party, they got around a piano. My mother played piano, my sister played. I've been around a lot of piano all my life.

Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.

I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.

Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.

We put on certain music when we're going to a party, right? You have that playlist of songs that you listen to before you get pumped up to go out.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

No man does right by a woman at a party.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

A cocktail party is a place where you talk with a person you do not know about a subject you have no interest in.

The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the rank of formal ceremonies.