The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.
I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.
Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.
I can be just as effective with a quick retort or a one-liner than with a big paragraph.
There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!
Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.
People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.
Please don't stand up on my account.
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.
The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.
To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film.
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
No one-liner can ever be optimal.
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that you can see on the page, and no matter who's saying it, it is, in and of itself, a funny line.
I was once doing a gig with Tim Vine; he was backstage, and there was one of those long strings of polystyrene coffee cups. He picked up the whole stack of about 20, walked on stage and then said: 'Bloody hell this coffee's hot!' which I think is the funniest thing anyone has ever said.
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
Twitter is really - I got very addicted to it just because it's so simple, and it's like a video game for comedy writers to just do a one-liner about something.
It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.
It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.
If I write something down, it's normally just a sharp one-liner.
