Jack Cafferty Quotes

This President [George W. Bush] is a miserable failure.

This President is a miserable failure on foreign policy.

Let's face it: Bush is just dim.

Salazar's record is one of weakness; he hasn't been a good attorney general.

He did not live long enough to prove his incapacity for the office of President.

Everything the Bushites touch is screwed up.

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set a timetable for removing his head from his ass...and, by god, today they went in and looked for it... They didn't find it. So now we don't know where it is, but at least for once in my life, I get to see the words "Bush", "operation", and "success" in the same sentence.

Have you ever had any anger about President Bush - who spent his time during the Vietnam War in the National Guard - running, in effect, a campaign that does its best to diminish your service in Vietnam? You have to be at least irritated by that, or have you been?

New Rule: All Fox News employees must now refer to President Bush as "my liege". If they are going to treat President Bush like he's an infallible king, they need to start addressing him as if he was an infallible king. And they can do this by addressing him as "my liege".

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What's his accomplishment? That he's no longer an obnoxious drunk?

Those who can't do, teach!

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.

Beware of all politicians everywhere. They excelled at recess when they were in school but have excelled at little since.

He [Doanald Trump] had no business being president of the United States.

Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'

I nationalize strategic companies and get criticized, but when Bush does it, it's OK. ... Bush is turning socialist. How are you, comrade Bush?

It's very noble of President Obama to want to stay at the helm and maybe go down with this sinking ship.

Neither this nation nor this party can afford a candidate so captive to the demands of the intolerant right that we end up re-electing a president of the incompetent left.

George W. Bush will not offer one word of criticism for any president. Not Clinton. Not Obama.

You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing.

President Bush stopped off at a bass pro fishing store to pick up a fishing reel, some line and some rubber worms. He's going to disappear and go fishing. So he must think he's back in the National Guard.

These people really aim very badly.

President Obama inherited a one trillion dollar deficit courtesy of George Bush and turned it into a three trillion dollar deficit courtesy of Karl Marx!

One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has him beat.