Mexican Quotes

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

I hear that Donald Trump is watching the Olympics tonight. He's seeing how high the Mexican pole vaulters go.

I wasn't born in Mexico - I was born in Nicaragua - but I know that, when somebody like Donald Trump says 'Mexicans,' he means all of us. He means anybody who comes from south of the border.

I like a nice chicken taco. And of course fajitas.

I mean, a Mexican boy couldn't be anything else but an Indian. And why did you take the name of Quinn, they used to say to me. Hey, you're an Indian, so I played Indians.

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

Sometimes if I really want to get someone's attention, I'll start a sentence with something like, "I'm not racist, but..." I say, "I'm not racist, but you look great today." They say, "That wasn't racist at all." I said, "I know. I said I'm not racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."

If I were a Mexican, I would tell you, “Have you not enough room in your own country to bury your dead men? If you come into mine, we will greet you with bloody hands and welcome you to hospitable graves.

My favorite thing from Taco Bell is the Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme.

Everyone who thinks I'm not Mexican simply because I was born in the United States is wrong.

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

In addition to the dread of Indians, Texas held out no inducements for Mexican emigrants.

Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach

You are losing out because Mexican rapists are taking your job.

My goal is to become the first Mexican heavyweight champion of the world.

Me becoming the first Mexican heavyweight champion of the world, it's a blessing.

I make a fabulous tofurkey for Thanksgiving. My Mexican-Italian family can't tell the difference.

When you take the R sound out of French accent, and you just replace it with an R, it sounds Mexican.

Millions of Mexicans leave their kids in order to take care of other kids. That's a very painful thing.

My wife is Mexican and my constituency is very, very multicultural.

So, you know, I always say that I'm a Mexican, but if I had to be a citizen of anywhere else, I'd be a citizen of Manhattan. I feel very much a New Yorker.