Mail Delivery Quotes

Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their appointed courses with all speed.

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

When I was 13, I worked for Western Union. When the telegrams came in, I would glue them on the paper and deliver them on my bicycle.

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

The mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays.

How can thinking people believe that a government that cannot deliver the mail can deliver gas better than Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Gulf, and the rest?

Excitement was plentiful during my two years' service as a Pony Express rider.

Let's start off with my father being a mailman.

I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.

My dad used to get to the nastiest letters. But somebody had to take the time to type it, stamp it, send it to him, send it to the radio station. And I mean nasty stuff. It's not like nasty people with nasty opinions just popped up out of nowhere.

The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

The Postal Service is a vitally important institution for the American people. It must be saved.

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.

The United States Postal Service is overworked and under-funded.

Now I have to have the biggest P.O. box in the entire post office to get all the manuscripts coming in.

The United States Postal Service is one of America's oldest and most well-loved institutions. Thanks to the Postal Service, families can send letters and packages to loved ones they have not seen in months, small businesses are able to ship products to their customers, and many veterans and seniors can safely receive lifesaving medications.

He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of it was covered in stamps except for a square inch on the front, into which Mrs. Weasley had squeezed the Dursleys’ address in minute writing. “She did put enough stamps on, then,” said Harry, trying to sound as though Mrs. Weasley’s was a mistake anyone could make.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.

Of all Americans who have appeared on the nation's postage stamps, Ayn Rand is probably the only one to have thought that the United States government has no business delivering mail.

I do get a lot of mail. I get a lot of foreign mail because my mail gets mixed with Emilio Estevez.

The first trip of the Pony Express was made in ten days - an average of two hundred miles a day. But we soon began stretching our riders and making better time.

Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!

That's my dream job, to be able to mail songs out to people who want to hear them. Paste my face on them and not travel all over the world trying to sell them.