Low Value Quotes

The vice presidency ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit.

Wine that cost nothing is digested before it be drunke.

I wouldn't give five cents for all the art in the world.

I am old and good for nothing, but as the store-keepers say of their remnants of cloth, I am but a fag end, and you may have me for what you please to give.

Advice is cheap; you can take it from me.

Everyone procrastinates. The difference between high performers and low performers is largely determined by what they choose to procrastinate on. Since you must procrastinate anyway, decide today to procrastinate on low-value activities.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

The morale when I came in was not the best. It was because the agency had not been valued.

When you're a federal agent you don't get to arrest people for like $5.00 petty crimes or anything like that, they'll throw you right out of there.

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."

It is very hard, when we have let the King's subjects have so much of our lands for so little value.

Of course, it has never paid much.

The WWE belt means nothing; it means absolutely nothing. They pass around that belt like a hot potato. I probably have a neighbor on my block who held that belt at one point. There is no prestige to that belt whatsoever.

If you want to know how little your dignity is worth, take it to the pawnbroker.

Actors are bedbugs in front of the nation. We don't have any worth.