Late Show Quotes

If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.

I had the pleasure of working for 'The Late Show' with O'Brien when I was an NBC page at 30 Rockefeller Center, and it was always so much fun.

David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.

We are thrilled that Jon Batiste is joining 'The Late Show' family of products. For my money, nobody plays like Jon Batiste. And you can trust me, because it is my money.

Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.

I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.

I used to love 'The Late Late Show.' It was nice to be able to be up late at night and see an extended conversation.

When my dad visited me while I was doing a play in New York City two years ago, I took him to see 'Late Show With Stephen Colbert.' Now I'm going to his house. It's surreal.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don't know where they are. You might have seen this next comedian on the Late Show, but I think more people have seen me at the store. That should be my introduction. "You might have seen this next comedian at the store," and people would say "Hell yes I have!"

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.