Posting a brag, humble or otherwise, and then waiting for people to respond is the equivalent of having a conversation in which all you do is wait for your turn to speak.
I can play guitar - but I can't really. I wouldn't say I'm talented at it. I just kind of watch videos on YouTube, and I follow the instructions... OK, yeah, my hidden talent: I'm good at following instructions!
It's not a secret - I'm literally one of the best dancers in the world! I mean, not everyone would necessarily agree with that.
When people tell me I'm a prolific writer, it's a nice thing to say. But I think to myself, 'Yeah, but I don't do anything else.'
Yes I do it big, call me little astronomical. Weezy F. Baby and the F is for phenomenal.
I do think novels are overlooked. I did write one some years ago that I think is quite good, called 'The End of the Story,' not to blow my own horn.
I was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.
I ain't saying that I'm better than you, but maybe I am.
I am not the worst singer.
I was a little bit of a tech lord. Not a lord. More of a duke or a nobleman. I was into that stuff as a kid. Nothing too crazy.
Am I the Cristiano Ronaldo of Sassuolo? Maybe yes, but I'm 500 goals away.
If I was not a remarkably modest man, I should probably brag a little, and say that I had done what no American ever before accomplished by visiting the queen at her palace twice within eight days.
I'm The Greatest, but only in relation to fighting.
I'd say I'm really, really good for a 16-year-old, which is where I peaked. I'm impressive, but not classically trained, not a concert pianist.
I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.
I'm not going to say I'm really streetwise, but I might be more than most people.
I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal.
I know who I am. I don't have to brag. I know what I contributed. I know what I did. You think you can do it better? Hey, go right ahead. The stage is yours.
I am actually a very good cook (if I may say so myself). I just don't know that many recipes.
My mom is an OK cook. She'll skewer me for saying that openly, because she claims to be a very good cook. She can make about, I don't know, 10 dishes, I think, which is four dishes more than I can make.
