I don't have a crazy rider clause saying I have to stay at fancy hotels. I don't have a problem with staying at a Marriott. But I will admit that I've gotten just basic, regular service there.
One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate the hospital, such as doctors and nurses.
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.
I have never been in a hotel - from the two-star types all the way to five-star - that does not have a gym.
Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
[I do] my manicure/pedicure once a week. When I'm on the road, I use the hotel or whoever I call. But in Miami I have my own person.
More pianos in hotel rooms please.
The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed.
Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.
