I've had this terrible stomach problem for years, and that has made touring difficult. People would see me sitting in the corner by myself looking sick and gloomy. The reason is that I was trying to fight against the stomach pain, trying to hold my food down. People looked me and assumed I was some kind of addict.
I generally fall sick if I eat very heavy food.
My digestive system was so damaged that I became allergic to almost everything, including fruit and vegetables, and the only thing I could stomach was chicken and chips.
My indigestion issues got gigantic and constant. And then I started thinking, I'm getting skinny. I dropped about 20 pounds in the blink of an eye. And then when you see it in the mirror, when all of a sudden, you pull your eyes down and the bottom of your eyes go yellow and jaundice sets in - then you know something's wrong.
Hitler suffered acutely from meteorism; perhaps he did not suffer so acutely as those around him, since meteorism is uncontrolled farting, a condition exacerbated by Hitler's strictly vegetarian diet.
Be careful! Travel expands the mind and loosens the bowels.
Ask yourself, how do you feel after you eat that? If you're going to the bathroom every time you have pasta, you might have an intolerance for wheat - which could explain, for instance, why you're gaining weight.
I suffer from IBS so I'm severely constipated at all times.
A person who has spoiled his stomach will criticize his meal saying that the food is bad; the same thing happens with people who are not satisfied with their lives
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
I have had Crohn's for about 19 years. It is a debilitating disease that affects my colon.
Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.
Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff
I've belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don't know why.
You wanna get diarrhoea? Eat industrial food.
The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn.
Playing onstage, I'm always aware of where the bathrooms are. When Crohn's hits, I have to run, or it won't be pretty.
