Gambling Habits Quotes

I've been gambling since the age of 12. Horses, dogs, dice, roulette, you name it.

Be assured that, although men of eminent genius have been guilty of all other vices, none worthy of more than a secondary name has ever been a gamester. Either an excess of avarice or a deficiency of what, in physics, is called excitability, is the cause of it; neither of which can exist in the same bosom with genius, with patriotism, or with virtue.

Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice.

If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler.

I still gamble, but it's all legal. I own horses, and I go to watch my horse. I don't go daily.

I got into gambling when I was playing a casino. I was a hermit in those days. I would go onstage, go to my room, or if we had to travel, I'd get in a car or a plane, whatever. But I didn't do anything. One day, this friend of mine said, 'Do you want to play some blackjack?'

I still enjoy a wee game of poker now and then, but I'm not very good, and being Scottish, I don't like to lose that much money!

I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

If you spend a week at a casino you will very easily see that people have a certain way of behaving in a casino.

My father loves Las Vegas, and he loves to play craps. Growing up, I'd find old Caesars Palace chips in his pocket that he forgot to cash out.

I'm not Vegas. Places I play usually cost like $3 to get in, you know, and people are going: Gee, I've got $3, I think I'll throw it away.

I've never played the game for money.

I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl.

A large percentage of the staff plays both online and here at the Casinos.

I have a notion that gamblers are as happy as most people - being always excited.

I've never bet in a casino; it's just not something I do.

I'm not a poker player; I play slot machines.

When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost.

I don't go to casinos to gamble.

Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.

I love to gamble, always have! In Georgia there is not a casino, so the closest thing to a slot machine is a scratch ticket!

All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers. Remember that.

Twenty years ago, you'd see guys busting rackets in locker rooms. Today they do it in their hotel rooms.

It's a shame when other people's gambling habits change the meaning of paintings or when fluctuations of value start to dictate how people perceive art because it's too expensive to be interesting or moving. That's when I get bummed out.