Electromagnetic Interference Quotes

I have not had a moment's peace or happiness in respect to electromagnetic theory since November 28, 1846. All this time I have been liable to fits of ether dipsomania, kept away at intervals only by rigorous abstention from thought on the subject.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

In the absence of a magnetic field the period of all these oscillations is the same. But as soon as the electron is exposed to the effect of a magnetic field, its motion changes.

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

In the 1920s, a generation before the coming of solid-state electronics, one could look at the circuits and see how the electron stream flowed. Radios had valves, as though electricity were a fluid to be diverted by plumbing. With the click of the knob came a significant hiss and hum, just at the edge of audibility.

Wi-fi and all the systems we are introducing into our lives are destroying our own natural electro-magnetic fields.

I think I have this field around me that makes electronics work bad. It's not like an entropy thing; it happens very quickly.

. . . hummings and clickings could be heard-the sounds attendant to the flow of electrons, now augmenting one maze of electromagnetic crises to a condition that was translatable from electrical qualities and quantities to a high grade of truth.

The biggest problem we have is not Ebola, it's not AIDS, it's electro smog.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.